Why so serious?

Hey U2 when you gonna “wakeup” to the fact that having your music shoved onto people’s personal digital devices is a violation of people’s privacy, kinda reminds you of Ireland huh?

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

i-want-spankings:

gramercyk35:

No one ever said EMTs were mature

HAHAHAHA! OMG.

Anonymous sent: Saggy tits. Who would spend money on that lol

beautifullyundressed:

sterlingsea:

What? My boobs are great.

See? Perfectly fine.

 I mean, yeah, they jiggle and wobble and don’t sit high up on my chest. But that’s normal.

Like what do you think I should do about it? I mean

Nah.

My boobs just do normal boob things. They’re A-okay normal healthy boobs.

Moral: Boobs are really diverse. Do your boobs sag? Normal. Do they have hair? Normal. Do they have stretch marks? Normal. Do you get pimples on them? Normal. Are they different sizes? Normal. Big nipples? Normal. Puffy dark areola? Normal. Not facing dead ahead? Normal. Small? Normal. Big? Normal. Normal Normal Normal. 

And they’re your boobs. If you can change any of those things and you want to, go ahead!

But don’t let people tell you that your breasts are wrong just because they’re affected by gravity. 

You’re fine. They’re fine.

I love you

noturbabygurl:

hotbritishguyspluscats:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to be a cat owner. 

omfg

noturbabygurl:

hotbritishguyspluscats:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to be a cat owner. 

omfg

(Source: memewhore)

Once you know
what it feels like
to kiss someone
with all of your being
and have their hands
over you
under you
and in every fiber of you,
sorry honey,
but you’re fucked.

a.r.  (via chameleonveins)

(Source: auztralea)

I am so glad I have an android. Fuck U2 & Bono’s arrogance to think everyone MUST love his music.